ABOUT THIS PROJECT
Hi you guys! Joe Biden and the rest of the gang here! :) We’re looking for some awesome people to help us Kickstart our dream project of having a functioning federal government! That’s where you come in: all we’re asking for is a little help. And twenty trillion dollars.
As you may know, we (the United States government) are a little strapped for cash. Salvage a first-world government’s economy? In
Your kids suck
Moving from kindergarten to 1st grade is not graduating, its simply moving from one grade to another.. Same goes for 8th grade to 9th grade, leaving a day care program and so on. Oh and on a unrelated note, if you don’t want me to stare at your exposed tit then keep it in your shirt. I know a baby has to eat, but when you plop out a double d in the middle of the mall what do you expect!
Businesses within businesses
I don’t know why, but businesses within businesses scare the crap out of me. Do they work for the main business or the secondary one? Can they run amok without fear of the business that houses them coming down on them? But the real thing that scares the ever loving shit out of me is fake businesses with a business. Ok, we get it you are a gas station that sells coffee…why can’t you just leave it at that? Why must you come up with a company design to put on your cups for your ghost company “the coffee bean”. The entire thing creeps me out! And what about the questionable ones like the geek squad? Is it a separate company that operates within a best buy? Is it a ghost company? Who the hell knows, and I tell you what either way….I don’t wanna know!!!!
